Craig imagines a theme song (parodying Family Matters) based around his friends and family, though J.P. has some notes.
- Craig Williams
- J.P. Mercer
- Kelsey Pokoly
- Jessica Williams
- Bernard Williams
- Duane Williams
- Nicole Williams
- Earl Williams (non-speaking cameo)
- Jojo Williams (non-speaking cameo)
- Alexis (non-speaking cameo)
- Mortimor is spelled "Mortimer" in the theme song credits.
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