Speaker
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Dialogue
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(The episode starts with Craig and his friends are in the clover garden. Kelsey sighs).
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Kelsey
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I don’t know if we’re going to find any magic four-leaf clovers out here, you guys. Anything with actual magic only grows in witch gardens.
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J.P.
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Kelsey, the real magic is having a good attitude. Ah! Voilà!
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(J.P. picks up a sock).
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J.P.
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A four-leaf clover… but not quite.
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Craig
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Come on, guys. Get serious. We have to find a four-leaf clover if we want to have a chance at winning at the baby casino. Huh?
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(Craig saws a mysterious dollhouse).
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Craig
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Is that a dollhouse?
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(Craig, Kelsey and J.P. come to the dollhouse).
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Craig
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That’s weird. What’s a dollhouse doing out here in the creek? Hello?! Anybody drop a dollhouse?!
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Kelsey
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It looks old-timey but fancy.
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J.P.
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Dang. Soup spoons and teaspoons? This house has stuff even my house doesn’t have.
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Craig
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Wow, there’s even a little guy in here. Looks like he was trying to paint a picture.
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(Craig sighs).
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Craig
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Artist block. I’ve been there.
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(Craig touch the doll).
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Craig
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Keep trying, little guy.
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Kelsey
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Well, this place has a lot of fancy stuff, but one thing it doesn’t have is a four-leaf clover. Let’s keep looking.
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J.P.
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What if we look for two two-leaf clovers, huh? Math? You know?
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(Later, a doll is looking. Later that day, the Stump Kids are walking).
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Craig
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Well, that was a bust. We almost had to leave the baby casino in diapers.
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Kelsey
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I found like way out of diapers, and I’m never going back.
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(Kelsey and J.P. bump into Craig).
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Kelsey
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Oop! Oof! Craig, what –
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Craig
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It’s the dollhouse.
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(A dollhouse approaches at the Stump Tree).
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Craig
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Did either of you bring this back here?
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Kelsey
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No.
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J.P.
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Nuh-unh.
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Craig
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Then how did it get here?
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J.P.
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Maybe someone saw us by it and thought it was ours?
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Kelsey
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I don’t know. That field was empty. This is a little weird.
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J.P.
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This painting is also little and weird.
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(A painting next to the doll, has Craig on it. The Stump Kids screaming, running to the bush).
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Craig
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Okay, okay, okay.
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(Craig freak out).
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Craig
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Aah! This is crazy. I mean, there has to be an explanation for that painting, right?
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J.P.
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Yeah. It looks amazing.
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Kelsey
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He must practice.
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Craig
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No, an explanation that doesn’t involve a doll being alive. Come on! This has got to be some sort of prank.
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Kelsey
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Guys, look! In the window.
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(A doll in the window, the Stump Kids screaming and running. At the Smoothie Groovy, the Witches are discussing).
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Tabitha
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So, seriously, what are we gonna do when you shift ends?
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Courtney
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We could go to Connor’s DJ night.
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Tabitha
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Uh, no. First of all, he’s deejaying at a barbeque buffet. And second, Connor is not goth. He’s just sad.
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Courtney
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Ugh, I wish we were into more stuff.
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Tabitha
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No way. We have stuff. That’s our thing.
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Courtney
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Oh, right. Well, I like you.
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Tabitha
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Yeah, yeah. I like you, too, but this town is so boring. We need something to do.
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(The door opens, bell dings, it was Craig and his friends).
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Craig
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Witches, we need help! We – We – We found a dollhouse, and i-i-it has a doll. And we – we – It’s following us.
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Tabitha
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What are you talking about?
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Courtney
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Here, kid. Drink this. It’s a, um, calming elixir.
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(Courtney brought a smoothie for Craig, drinks and J.P. drinks it, too).
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Kelsey
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Thank you, kind mystics. What’s in it?
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Courtney
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Celery, kale, ginger –
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Tabitha
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And bat’s blood.
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(J.P. blow it from his nose).
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Courtney
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There’s no bat blood.
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Craig
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Okay, so we found this old dollhouse, and it followed us back to our stump. And then the doll inside of it painted a picture of me, and it was really scary.
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Courtney
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Hmm, this dollhouse sounds haunted.
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Tabitha
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Yep, this is a pretty typical case of a dollhouse haunting.
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(The Stump Kids gasp).
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Craig
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But why is it following us?
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Courtney
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Probably because it wants something. You see, ghosts are kind of like this glob of peanut butter. They aren’t ready to leave this mortal coil, so they attack themselves to objects from their past and haunt the living until they get what they want… or get put this through the dishwasher.
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Craig
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Oh, no. We’re the living!
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Courtney
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For now. But, yeah, that ghost is gonna keep haunting you until they get what they want.
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J.P.
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Just like ringworm.
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Kelsey
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Scriggith protect us.
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Craig
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Can’t use your magics to get the ghost to tell us what it wants?
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Tabitha
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Uh, communicating with the spirit world is, like, complicated. There are a lot of ghosts out there, and you can’t just go sliding into people’s DMs, you know, spiritually speaking.
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Courtney
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We’d have to know exactly which ghost you’re looking for. Otherwise, it’d be a waste of our powers.
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(Craig sighs. Back at the Creek, Craig puts the dollhouse somewhere else).
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Craig
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Now, stay put and wait for some other kid to find you and get freaked out.
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(The Stump Kids leave. The next day).
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Craig
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See? We don’t need magic to –
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(Craig gasps).
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Craig
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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(The doll is staring. The Stump Kids screaming, running to the bush. Craig breathing heavily).
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Craig
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If we ever want to hang out at the stump again without screaming, we need to figure out who this ghost is.
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J.P.
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Without screaming?! But how?!
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Kelsey
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Hmm, I think I know a place we can find some info on this ghost.
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(At the Herkleton Library).
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Kelsey
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Thanks for helping us out, Stacks.
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Stacks
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No problems, Kels. I love a good ghost story and research. Now let us enter the Herkleton Library’s reference section.
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(Stacks open the door full of computers).
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Kelsey
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What is this ancient machine?
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Stacks
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It’s a microfilm reader. It lets you look at old newspaper articles stored on strips of film. If there’s some info about this ghost, it’ll be here. We’ll start at the beginning – 1902.
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(Stacks look at the film).
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Stacks
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Let’s see. Someone brought an ox. Um, it rained for a bit. Aw, someone’s horse got stuck in a hole.
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J.P.
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Man, a lot happened back in the day.
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Kelsey
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This was Herkleton? There’s, like, nothing here.
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Craig
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Man, it must have been boring to be a kid back then. Who would you hang out with?
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J.P.
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Oxen?
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Craig
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Wait. What’s that?
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(Craig look at the film).
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Craig
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It looks just like the dollhouse.
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Stacks
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Hmm, it’s an article about a family – Mr. And Mrs. Rawley and their son, Arthur. Their home was destroyed in a storm, and nothing was left except a dollhouse.
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(The Stump Kids gasp. Back at the Smoothie Groovy, Courtney switch the sign from “Open” to “Closed”).
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Tabitha
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Ugh, we are not seriously going to this DJ night, are we?
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Courtney
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Tabitha, I spend all day hawking smoothies to normie gym dads. I need to do something.
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(The Stump Kids comes to the Witches).
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Craig
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We have a name! The ghost’s name is Arthur Rawley. He used to live in Herkleton until –
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J.P.
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Until he got ghosted!
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Kelsey
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But literally!
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Craig
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Witches of the Creek, now that we have a name, can you please use your powerful powers to help us communicate with the spirit?
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Tabitha
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Scaring these kids will be way more fun that Connor’s dumb DJ night.
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Courtney
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Yeah, Connor can kick rocks. Okay, we shall use our powers to conduct a séance.
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Tabitha
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But harnessing such powerful magic will require some sacrifices.
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J.P.
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M-Me?
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(Tabitha laughs evilly).
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Courtney
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No.
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Tabitha
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Aww.
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J.P.
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Oh.
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(At night, the Stump Kids show the Witches the dollhouse).
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Tabitha
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Whoa, that is creepy.
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Courtney
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Tabby, I think I hate this.
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Tabitha
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I think I hate these kids.
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(The Witches pack their stuffs).
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Courtney
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Okay, babies, gather around and make a circle.
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(The Stump Kids make the circle with the Witches).
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Tabitha
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Now present your sacrifices.
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(The Stump Kids brought their toys).
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Spikey Spectre
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I’m ready to kick your booooo-ty.
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Tabitha
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Place them within the circle.
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(The toys are in the circle. The Stump Kids whimpering).
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Courtney
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To the spirit of Arthur Rawley we must speak, so we begin this séance in the creek.
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Tabitha
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Oh, evil doll –
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Courtney
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Hey, don’t be judgy. We don’t know for sure if it’s evil.
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Tabitha
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Oh, you’re right. Oh, morally ambiguous creepy doll, speak to us if you are so inclined.
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Courtney
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If not, a simple knock will do. “No” is one and “yes” is two.
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Tabitha
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Oh, spirit, are you the one they call Arthur Rawley?
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(The knocking twice. J.P. gasps).
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Craig
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That means yes.
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Tabitha
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Arthur, tell us, is this your dollhouse?
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(The knocking twice. Kelsey whimpers. The Witches chuckling).
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Courtney
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Wait. I got a good one. Oh, spirit, we beseech thee. Tell us. When you become a ghost, are you stuck in one pair of clothing, or can you change outfits?
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(Tabitha snickers).
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Tabitha
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Okay, wait. Wait. Listen to mine. Spirit, am I the most beautiful witch in the creek?
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Craig
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No!
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Tabitha
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Hey.
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Craig
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We’re here to find out what this ghost wants. Arthur, please just tell us why you’re haunting us.
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The ghost
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I want to play. I want to play.
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(All of them screaming).
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Witches
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Are you doing this? No!
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(The Witches cling).
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Craig
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You want to play? Of course. This dollhouse must have been your only friend. When you were a kid, Herkleton was just a couple houses and an ox. You must have had no one around to play with.
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(Craig is getting close to the dollhouse).
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Kelsey
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Craig, no!
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J.P.
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Don’t do it!
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(The door open, reveal the doll. The light goes black).
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Tabitha
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What the – What happened to the flashlights?
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(The light blinks, Craig saw the doll named Arthur Rawley, is now a ghost. All of them screaming).
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Arthur
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Uh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.
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J.P.
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Well, you went about that terribly!
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Arthur
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I’m sorry. I’m just really shy. You helped the doll when you found my dollhouse yesterday, and you all seemed so nice. I was just hoping to play with you.
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Kelsey
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It’s okay, but you could have just told us. We love playing.
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J.P.
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Yeah, we’re huge play-heads.
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Arthur
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Really? Most kids don’t like playing with dolls.
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Craig
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No way. We’d love to play dolls with you.
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Arthur
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Aw, gee. That sounds swell. Would you like to come play in my house?
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J.P.
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Oh-ho-ho, yeah. My Ben doll has always wanted to be a homemaker.
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Tabitha
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Wait, so, like, is that kid a ghost or not?
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J.P.
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Hope you guys worked up an appetite, because Ben is gonna cook up some grub in the kitchen.
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(J.P. used the doll to break the kitchen).
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J.P.
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Uh-oh.
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Kelsey
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And Obsidian’s gonna play some harp. Oops.
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(Kelsey used the doll to break the harp).
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Craig
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Kelsey, you got to be more careful playing.
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Spectre Spike
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Spectre spike.
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(Craig’s action figure shoot spikes at the window).
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Craig
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O-Oh, my gosh. I’m so sorry, dude.
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J.P.
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Uh-oh, uh, Ben doll started a grease fire again.
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(Arthur growling softly, his eyes roll up and the light goes black).
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Craig
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Aah! Who turned out the lights?
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(The lights went back on).
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J.P.
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Hey, where are our dolls?
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Craig
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And where’d the dollhouse go?
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Kelsey
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That kid is gone, too.
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(The Witches share their kiss).
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Courtney
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Oh, hey. Where’d that other kid go?
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Craig
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I don’t know. Maybe he was actually a ghost.
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J.P.
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Or we’re just really annoying to play with.
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Craig
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I guess we’ll never know.
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(Tabitha laughs evilly).
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Tabitha
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You kids need a ride home or what?
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(The episode ends).
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