Speaker
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Dialogue
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Craig
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How to map the creek, with me Craig.
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("Craig winks.")
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Craig
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Step 1, gather supplies a pen and paper for drawing, a Kelsey in case there's trouble.
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Kelsey
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Armed with my razor-sharp blade and my trusty falcon Mortimor by my side.
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Mortimor
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*Chrip*
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Craig
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And a JP.
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JP
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Thought this was a belt.
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Craig
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Step 2, head into the unknown.
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JP
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So, which way is the unknown?
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Craig
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Well we know we came from that way so the unknown is probably this way!
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Craig
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Step 3, look for interesting landmarks. Hey, check out this jump rope! it's pretty interesting right?
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("JP falls in the creek.")
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Craig
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JP!
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JP
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Craig! I'm floating but I'm floating away.
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Craig
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Step 4, rescue your friend from the clutches of a watery grave. JP, grab on!
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JP
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*Yelling*
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Kelsey
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Hang on, guys! We'll save him! Mortimor, Go!
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("Cuts to Mortimor trying to save JP but fails.")
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Kelsey
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No! The gravitational pull of the creek has sucked Mortimor in too.
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Craig
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Step 5, contaplate your life without your best friend and your other best friend's bird.
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(" Cuts to Kelsey puting a can shaped like Mortimor on her head.")
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("Cuts to the Tattoo Kids drawing tattoos for Craig Williams and Kelsey.")
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Craig
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Step 6, relize you can't give, you won't give up! You have to save your friends.
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("Craig grabs his staff")
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JP
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Hey my belt! WHOA!
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Craig
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Step 7, silently bond over your near death experience.
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Stump Kids
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*Gasping*
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Craig
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Hey! A tire swing.
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("Craig maps the tire swing on his map.")
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Craig
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And that's how you map the creek.
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