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"Alone Quest" is the 40th and final episode of the first season of Craig of the Creek and the 40th episode overall.


Craig has an emergency, leaving Kelsey alone at the Stump.


Craig, Kelsey and JP are playing Charades in the Stump. JP's turn is currently happening, and he tries to hold his breath while Kelsey and Craig try to get what he's doing. Craig's turn is next, but as Craig is about to act out a memory, his stomach begins to hurt and then it becomes clear why: Craig needs to poop!. However, Kelsey and JP think he's trying to act a memory, while he clenches his butt to try and hold it in. He is too embarrassed to tell them about his current situation, and then they get the idea, with Kelsey saying "Why not Craig" then JP says "I think, it's because Craig has to.." but Craig cuts him off before he can say "poop". JP decides to go with Craig to his house, leaving Kelsey and Mortimor alone at the Stump. As soon as they leave, Kelsey lets out a fart that echoes in the creek which displeases Mortimor and said "oh come on, it's not that bad."

Craig needs to poop!

Kelsey then decides that now that Craig and J.P are out, she can finally finish her novel, Robyn and the Snow Sword. She begins to talk to herself by both characters, fighting and acting, and then decides to take a break telling Mortimor that she loves writing.

Meanwhile, Craig and JP make it to JP's house, but they find that the front door is locked. JP tells Craig that he keeps a spare key in the bush, and goes to look for it. Craig, trying hard to not worry about his bathroom situation, starts to get annoyed. JP then suggests that they can only hope to go through the side door, which is unlocked but there is a spider on the door handle. Craig stomach rumbles again, so JP tries to get the

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spider off the handle, but is unsuccessful. Craig decides to grab the rake and take care of it himself, but he too gets scared of the spider, and Craig realizes that he still needs to go, and JP signals him and they both run out of the driveway, going to Craig's house.

Back at the Creek, Kelsey has taken off her shoes and is sitting near a river, using a wet rock to sharpen her sword. She gets done with it, and then puts her shoes back on, then hears a noise. It turns out to be a squirrel, who throws leaves down at Kelsey, who hits them with her sword. She begins to joyfully run around, then rolls around into the meadow field, then lands with Mortimor who gets hungry.

Craig and JP have made it to Craig's house, when Craig realizes that he left his keys at the Stump. Then he stops for a second and realizes "the crumbles are getting closer together" which means that his poop is close to coming out into his pants. Jessica then comes to the door, and tells the two that Bernard is studying, and that he told Jessica not to open the door for strangers, and she tells Craig to show credentials. Craig tells Jessica the following things: Her birthday is May 3rd, She loves her small doll, she can't blow her nose on her own, and she can't drink juice before bed otherwise she'll have an accident. Jessica annoyed that Craig had told her dirty business to JP, decides to open the door. However, she can't figure out which is the lock, which make Craig realize that it's almost out and that he needs a bathroom immediately. Craig then knows that their only one more place he can go, but it's weird: Kelsey's House. They take off, now knowing that Jessica had found the lock and opened the door.

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Meanwhile, Kelsey and Mortimor then find a garden containing bird seed. But then see that it contains a squirrel shield, which means a girl shield. They nearly get there and before they snag the Bird seed, the sprinkler comes on making the two roll to a fence, making Kelsey clench her butt. The sprinkle nearly hits them, and goes to the other side. Instead of going in stealthy, they cause a ruckus making the seeds go all over the grass.

Craig and JP then go to Kelsey's House, where her dad answers the door. He is surprised to see Craig and JP without Kelsey, and he gets worries. Craig's limit it up, and it's now or never, Mr. Pokoly gets surprised at Craig, and then Craig confidently says "I HAVE TO POOP". Mr. Pokoly, trying to be disgusted, breathes and lets Craig inside to let him use the downstairs bathroom, which Craig thanks him for. JP also asks to use the bathroom, but Mr. Pokoly, knowing how rowdy JP can be, tells JP to do it in the bushes.

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Kelsey and Mortimor head back to the stump, where Kelsey finishes "Robyn and the Snow Sword". She then sits there with an obese Mortimor. Suddenly, she hears JP and Craig come back through the bushes. Kelsey is happy to see the duo, and Craig confidently says he was pooping. JP then retails everything Kelsey did today, while Kelsey tries to figure out how JP knew all that.





  • The music played while J.P. holds his breath in Charades resembles the Sonic the Hedgehog drowning theme.
  • Craig says "I ain't afraid of no spiders," a reference to the quote from Ghostbusters, "I ain't afraid of no ghosts."



ve Episode list
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 "Itch to Explore" • "You're It" • "Jessica Goes to the Creek" • "The Final Book" • "Too Many Treasures" • "Wildernessa" • "Sunday Clothes" • "Escape from Family Dinner" • "Monster in the Garden" • "The Curse" • "Dog Decider" • "Bring Out Your Beast" • "Lost in the Sewers" • "The Future is Cardboard" • "The Brood" • "Under the Overpass" • "The Invitation" • "Vulture's Nest" • "Kelsey Quest" • "JPony" • "Ace of Squares" • "Doorway to Helen" • "The Last Kid in the Creek" • "The Climb" • "Big Pinchy" • "The Kid from 3030" • "Power Punchers" • "Creek Cart Racers" • "Secret Book Club" • "Jextra Perrestrial" • "The Takeout Mission" • "Dinner at the Creek" • "Jessica's Trail" • "Bug City" • "Deep Creek Salvage" • "The Shortcut" • "Dibs Court" • "The Great Fossil Rush" • "The Mystery of the Timekeeper" • "Alone Quest"
Season 2 "Memories of Bobby" • "Jacob of the Creek" • "Return of the Honeysuckle Rangers" • "Kelsey the Elder" • "Sour Candy Trials" • "Fort Williams" • "The Other Side" • "Summer Wish" • "Turning the Tables" • "Kelsey the Author" • "Council of the Creek" • "Sparkle Cadet" • "Cousin of the Creek" • "Camper on the Run" • "Stink Bomb" • "Evolution of Craig" • "The Haunted Dollhouse" • "Craig and the Kids Table" • "Creek Daycare" • "Sugar Smugglers" • "Sleepover at JP's" • "Tea Timers' Ball" • "The Cardboard Identity" • "Ancients of the Creek" • "Mortimor to the Rescue" • "Secret in a Bottle" • "Trading Day" • "Crisis at Elder Rock" • "Kelsey the Worthy" • "The End Was Here" • "In the Key of the Creek" • "Children of the Dog" • "Jessica Shorts" • "Ferret Quest" • "Into the Overpast" • "The Time Capsule" • "Beyond the Rapids" • "The Jinxening"
Season 3 "The Other Side: The Tournament" • "The Ground Is Lava!" • "The Council of the Creek: Operation Hive-Mind" • "The Bike Thief" • "Craig of the Beach" • "Plush Kingdom" • "The Ice Pop Trio: Creek Street" • "Pencil Break Mania" • "The Last Game of Summer" • "Trick or Creek" • "Fall Anthology" • "Afterschool Snackdown" • "Creature Feature" • "King of Camping" • "The Rise and Fall of the Green Poncho" • "I Don't Need a Hat" • "Alternate Creekiverse" • "Snow Day" • "Winter Break" • "Snow Place Like Home" • "Breaking the Ice" • "Winter Creeklympics" • "Welcome to Creek Street" • "Fan or Foe" • "The New Jersey" • "The Sunflower" • "Craig World" • "Body Swap" • "Copycat Carter" • "Brother Builder" • "Jessica the Intern" • "Capture the Flag Part 1: The Candy" • "Capture the Flag Part 2: The King" • "Capture the Flag Part 3: The Legend" • "Capture the Flag Part 4: The Plan" • "Capture the Flag Part 5: The Game"
Season 4 "The Legend of the Library" • "Locked Out Cold" • "Beyond the Overpass" • "Sink or Swim Team" • "The Quick Name" • "The Chef's Challenge" • "The Sparkle Solution" • "Better Than You" • "The Dream Team" • "Fire & Ice" • "Chrono Moss" • "In Search of Lore" • "Opposite Day" • "Adventures in Baby Casino" • "Creek Talent Extravaganza" • "Dodgy Decisions" • "Hyde & Zeke" • "The Anniversary Box" • "Lost & Found" • "Grandma Smugglers" • "The Champion's Hike" • "Bored Games" • "Scoutguest" • "My Stare Lady" • "Silver Fist Returns"
Shorts "Craig of the Car" • "How Was Your Day?" • "The Williams Family Opening Theme Song" • "How to Map the Creek" • "Creek Kid Rap"